Rest of the Artifacts Packs

Pack #7
Tony Parker - A Spur. Me hate.
Anthony Parker - very similar to the previous card
Andrew Bogut - When I saw this card, I highfived myself.
Dwayne Wade - Healthy, I love him. Injured, shoot him.
Triple Artifacts - Pete Maravich (#42/50) - Man, my first real hit! The only unfortunate part is that the triple jersey is all white, so no logo or patch areas. Nonetheless, it's numbered out of 50 and it's not a Randy Foye or Vince Carter bs card. I'm happy with this one.

Pack #8
Carlos Boozer - If I were him on the Olympic team, I'd shoot Coach K for not playing me more.
Rashard Lewis - Over. Rated.
Jason Terry - JET it up. Looks too much like Bobby Jackson.
Autofacts - Dee Brown - How unfortunate. My only autograph in the box and it has to be a Dee Brown. Even worse, he couldn't even take the time to make a real signature; all there is is a DB. It's so easily forgeable, but the thing is, who the hell would forge a Dee Brown signature? His mom?

Pack #9
JJ Redick - Face it, you're never going to get minutes in the NBA. Just kill yourself JJ. In a drunken car crash to boot.
Mike Dunleavy - Another white boy, what is this, the white boy pack?
Elton Brand - Like I said, what is this, THE white boy pack? Nice sell out on BD, EB.
Legendary Legacies - Bill Sharman (#72/100) - Why yes, I suppose this is the white boy pack. You can't get whiter than Bill Sharman. I don't even know who this guy is, but his photo blends in with the white background and he's named after a popular brand of toilet paper. Too bad it's numbered to a 100 and has gold foil around it.

Pack #10
Josh Howard - Smoke em if you got em!
Ricky Davis - Read above. Also, shoot em if you got em! One rebound away from a triple double? Shoot at your own rim if you got em!
Antawn Jamison - Hey, one of the most underrated players, and he's rated pretty high.
Cardboard Fake - Darn! I wanted one more hit! Hopefully, my last card will be the one....
Zach Randolph (#78/100) - ARGH! This is my last card in the last pack? A gold parallel of Doughboy? I am severely disappointed.

This last card has made me want to go buy another box of Artifacts...it's just totally coincidental that it's my birthday box as well!