Took me all of five minutes to succumb. But really, this is my (last) last pack of the day. I really need this box to last b/c I'm not going to be buying a box a week for this (ephemeral) habit. Honestly, whether the pack is good or bad, just one more....
(Side note: I'm opening these packs up in the order of 'top to bottom' and 'left to right,' hence my first pack was the top left one, my second being the top right one, etc.)
Third pack (left, second from top):
Carmelo Anthony - doing in his photo what he always does: trying to figure out how to make people stop snitchin'. Hey Melo, how about making people stop scorin' on you? I mean, just a thought. You being an NBA professional basketball player and all.
Andrea Bargnani - Ok seriously? The second coming of Rony Seikaly is still in the NBA? The Raptors really screwed this #1 pick up big time. He's nothing like Dirk, and oh yeah, if I had to compare my game to Dirk, it wouldn't be bad....but what about being compared to Dirk in regards to his heart, desire, mental stability, clutchness....I could go on and on.
Divisional Artifacts - Mehmet Okur (#217/250) - Oh, excellent! What a card! I get to feel Mehmet Okur's sweat on this little patch of his jersey? The card smells like falafel. That joke only works if people in Turkey eat falafel and if Okur is Turkish.....which I have no idea of. Come to think of it, I'm really upset that I have a nice card of Mehmet Okur. I will actively root against him this upcoming NBA season...ok, I guess the card isn't THAT nice, it's not like it's a #1/1 card. I just want to root against Turkey.
Mike Miller - Being a former Gator, I'll remember him for that shot against Butler to save our tournament hopes in 2000. But man, they don't get uglier than Mike Miller. I'd best describe Mike Miller's face as this: Sasha Vujacic's hair, Damon Stoudamire's nose, Dikembe Mutombo's teeth, Jason William's eyes. Chris Kaman might be his father. Wait, would that make him German? I don't know how all that works. All I know is I want to vomit when I see this picture: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/profile?statsId=3404
Raymond Felton - back of card: "Felton has quickly learned how to run an NBA team." Really? We're going with that now? He's not a terrible player, but running an NBA team? Deron Williams runs an NBA team. Chris Paul runs an NBA team. Raymond Felton, I would opine, runs a Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n Waffles: http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/
Stupid Memo.....http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=65667867
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A few things:
1) Can somebody please make a "Melo says: 'Stop Snitching'" T-Shirt with like a campy 70s characture of Carmelo Anthony? I guarentee every white, suburban middle school kid would have this shirt in a week.
2) I love the Ron Seikaly reference. Lets discuss this- who's hairier- Ron Seikaly or Danny Shays.
3) You should give fans of this blog (me) the option of posting under a pseudonym. I have a really good one.
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