More Artifacts Pack Breaks

Pack #4
Stephon Marbury - Wow, Starbury. This card should be a redemption card to turn into any Foot Locker in exchange for the $15 kicks that he was trying to peddle. He's embroiled in a lawsuit against Nike(?) b/c of his shoes. Hey, I guess those truck parties get real expensive nowadays with high gas prices.
Jordan Farmar - Eh, decent player, what else is there to say?
Kobe Bryant - Yay, Black Mamba. One relevant note from the photo: Kobe's got some jacked arms!
Dirk Nowitzki - I saw this card and dropped it. Because I was so sad, I'm planning a trip to New Zealand for three months so no one can find me.
Divisional Artifacts - Jamaal Magloire (#123/250)- Why did they get a game used card for this man? The only interesting note on the card itself is that JaMag is in a Blazers uniform and the jersey patch is from the Blazers, yet next to his name, UD has him on the Nets. It's apropo for a journeyman.

Pack #5
Michael Redd - Brought to you by Rogaine.
Gerald Wallace - Love his game. He can do anything he wants on the court when he's healthy. I mean, if I had to put money on anybody to put up a quintuple double, it'd be him.
Zach Randolph - Hey, at least it wasn't an Eddy Curry right? I wonder if the two of them go on late night doughnut/White Castle runs giggling together at how much they're able to order on NBA salaries.
Rookie Legacies - Al Thornton (#57/1299) - Guy's from FSU. I'm morally obligated to burn the card.

Pack #6
Chauncey Billups - You make one big shot your entire life, and everybody in the village calls you Mr. Big Shot. You fuck one goat....
Chris Wilcox - Is he the black brother of Chris Kaman? They both have that ugly ass hair.
Richard Jefferson - Blah.
Rookie Legacies - Kevin Durant (#666/699) - Alright, not a bad card. Plus, it has a great numbering on it! Nothing but upside with this fellow here.